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Post by daneaux on Mar 18, 2019 9:34:13 GMT -6
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Mar 18, 2019 16:32:05 GMT -6
What Roy Rogers said when his wife asked what she was getting for her birthday.
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Post by daneaux on Mar 19, 2019 9:24:54 GMT -6
I saw Dale Evens on the 700 Club long, long ago.
The thing I remember most was her talking about how "poor people smoke marijuana and then bite their children's fingers off."
I've seen it happen a million times.
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Post by daneaux on Mar 29, 2019 9:16:13 GMT -6
I'm having the brain surgery on 4/10 so if you want to mock me, get on with it.
I'll let you know if I'm debilitated but not if I die.
I have a drool activated cell-phone app.
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Post by daneaux on Mar 29, 2019 13:34:52 GMT -6
The doc just called and wants to postpone the procedure so that i can be the first in the US to get this new kind of treatment. I like to be the first sometimes but when it comes to brain surgery?
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Post by x on Mar 29, 2019 13:48:16 GMT -6
Well dang. I accidentally deleted my last post. Maybe I need the surgery...
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Post by x on Mar 29, 2019 13:49:21 GMT -6
The doc just called and wants to postpone the procedure so that i can be the first in the US to get this new kind of treatment. I like to be the first sometimes but when it comes to brain surgery? Do eeet! Mankind deserves a hero named Danny Half Lobe. Just think of the merch! |
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Mar 29, 2019 15:19:48 GMT -6
Does the t-shirt come with drool already on it?
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Post by okie on Mar 29, 2019 18:37:00 GMT -6
I’m glad I’m not having brain surgery.
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Mar 30, 2019 6:02:20 GMT -6
You should have exploratory brain surgery. See if they can find one.
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Post by x on Mar 30, 2019 19:38:20 GMT -6
Tried to $%^, only farted
Here I sit, broken hearted
git r dun!
-Okie
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Post by okie on Apr 4, 2019 2:07:58 GMT -6
My hometown is Madill, a tiny town in Southern Oklahoma. Several years ago a friend of mine was diagnosed as diabetic so I told him I had dibs on his foot. Kasty was appalled... whatever.. right?
Yesterday, another friend, Tony Wallace, sent me two jars of homemade pickles in a shoe box. All Kasty saw was AC shoe box from Tony something and Madill, OK and kind of freaked out. So not wanting her to be so upset I told her to hurry and put it in the freezer before it starts stinking.
It would still be going on, but I don’t want her to throw away my pickles, sweet sweet pickles.
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Apr 4, 2019 6:56:13 GMT -6
Pickled pig's feet are a delicacy in Alabama.
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Post by daneaux on Apr 4, 2019 9:11:27 GMT -6
Nothing is delicate in Alabama.
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Post by okie on Apr 5, 2019 8:19:15 GMT -6
Pickled pigs feet are not just Bama. I’m surprised you have not seen them in Memphis. You must live a sheltered life within a cocoon of opulence.
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