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Post by okie on Sept 10, 2018 9:47:47 GMT -6
Getting drunk with a companion and stealing a plane and trying to fly it would be a good kickoff.
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Post by okie on Sept 10, 2018 10:19:06 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event.
I am an expert on midlife crises.
My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days.
I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia.
That, is a midlife crisis,
I don’t think you are ready.
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Post by x on Sept 10, 2018 11:56:12 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event. I am an expert on midlife crises. My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days. I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia. That, is a midlife crisis, I don’t think you are ready. Where do I purchase tickets for this adventure? I am in if Danny is.
Hey Danny! Good news! We're getting ink done!
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Sept 10, 2018 11:59:12 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event. I am an expert on midlife crises. My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days. I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia. That, is a midlife crisis, I don’t think you are ready. I might buy an airplane. |
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Post by okie on Sept 10, 2018 14:09:14 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event. I am an expert on midlife crises. My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days. I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia. That, is a midlife crisis, I don’t think you are ready. I might buy an airplane. weak |
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Post by daneaux on Sept 11, 2018 12:52:45 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event. I am an expert on midlife crises. My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days. I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia. That, is a midlife crisis, I don’t think you are ready. We haven't forgotten either. We changed our slogan to "Virginia is for Lovers, Not Okie" |
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Post by okie on Sept 11, 2018 15:54:26 GMT -6
&%$ Virginia
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Post by daneaux on Sept 12, 2018 9:18:15 GMT -6
A bona fide, sure enough midlife crisis requires a dramatic personality change that frightens and confuses loved ones. It is not simply an activity or event. I am an expert on midlife crises. My midlife crisis lasted from 1998- 2005. Off hand, I flipped a $60,000.00 truck off roading with an 18 year old girl, numerous relations with girls 18-30, restraining orders, tats, waking up numerous times and not knowing where I was, extravagant trips with companions I barely knew, riding on top of an SUV at 100+ mph, anabolic steroids, moving 1700 miles to marry a girl I had known less than 2 months (it didn’t work out), I had this predilection to climbed things (I was always looking for $%^ to climb) constant blackouts leading to an overwhelming fear of impending doom prompting a voluntary check into rehab for 95 days. I wound up losing everything, yet never got so much as a traffic ticket although I got banned from the state of Virginia. That, is a midlife crisis, I don’t think you are ready. Where do I purchase tickets for this adventure? I am in if Danny is.
Hey Danny! Good news! We're getting ink done!
I avoided a midlife crisis by never maturing beyond about 35. It's kind of like pacing yourself for retirement but starting really early. When I'm 80, I'll either be dead or still acting like I did when I was 35. With a few exceptions, of course. |
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Post by daneaux on Sept 12, 2018 9:19:30 GMT -6
You can't &%$ Virginia from Oklahoma and you can't come here so your words don't hurt. You'll be happy to hear that they are still mean, though. |
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Post by x on Sept 13, 2018 11:28:43 GMT -6
Where do I purchase tickets for this adventure? I am in if Danny is.
Hey Danny! Good news! We're getting ink done!
I avoided a midlife crisis by never maturing beyond about 35. It's kind of like pacing yourself for retirement but starting really early. When I'm 80, I'll either be dead or still acting like I did when I was 35. With a few exceptions, of course. I am hoping there will be some really good VR technology when/if I get placed in a home. I wonder if you could experience a midlife crisis from someone else that way... |
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Post by x on Sept 13, 2018 11:30:30 GMT -6
side note: I keep getting spam from Rex Conrad's inbox. &%$er never ran antivirus I guess.
He is still bugging me from the grave. #(&ker
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Sept 13, 2018 15:43:37 GMT -6
Oh my. *wrings hands*
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Post by daneaux on Sept 14, 2018 7:32:48 GMT -6
Trump could not possibly have believed that he had anything to gain by disputing the GWU estimate of deaths in PR.
His compulsion to leave no perceived slight unaddressed has reached far beyond the point of rationality.
Check out the John Mulaney special on Netflix called Big Gorgeous from Radio City Music Hall or something like that.
It's funny throughout but his bit on politics is so hilarious that you will probably have to watch it at least twice to get the jokes you laughed over.
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Post by Mahatma__Ganhdi on Sept 15, 2018 7:44:23 GMT -6
I love me some John Mulaney standup.
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Post by daneaux on Sept 17, 2018 9:54:27 GMT -6
That's the first one I've seen. I really don't enjoy most political humor about Trump. Like Colbert's "Our Cartoon President". It's just too true to life. Trump should sue him-not for slander but for plagiarism.
There are a couple of earlier shows by Mulaney on Netflix. I'm going to have to check them out.
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